“One squirt and I forgot my ex existed.”
Tried Indica after a hellish week — 20 minutes later I was on the couch vibing, watching documentaries like I was discovering the universe. 10/10 would recommend.

“This isn’t weed. This is tech.”
Fastest onset I’ve ever experienced. It’s like someone coded the high. It’s discreet, clean and no sugar? Bro. This is Silicon Valley weed.

“Gym, juice and a squirt.”
Hybrid is my new pre-workout. I get that laser-focus with a mellow edge. No burnout, no crash — just beast mode with a grin.

“Put it in my tea. Passed out. Dreamt I was floating.”
Indica CannaSquirt is the truth. Finally sleeping like a normal human again. It’s my new nighttime secret weapon.

“It goes in EVERYTHING.”
Coffee, smoothies, soup — I even cooked it into brownies. Same pouch. Same hit. Same wow.

“Went from stressed to blessed in 15 minutes.”
I had a meltdown at work, popped a pouch of Sativa in my lemon water — took a walk and suddenly I was her again.

“No sugar, no smell, no problem.”
I love cannabis but hate the stank and sweet junk. This is pure, clean and strong AF. I use it in board meetings. No one knows. Except me. I’m flying.

“Finally a product that keeps up with me.”
As a creative director constantly on the go I need tools not toys. CannaSquirt delivers power and precision — it’s now in my daily rotation.